In this election season, while Republicans and Democrats are busy loudly fighting it out, a quiet revolution completed it's final phase, and with all too little fanfare. I'm speaking of course of the very recent wedding between Katie Perry and Russell Brand. Where is the outrage, folks? You do realize that Katie Perry is... I mean, have you SEEN this woman?! She is like the first experience through the tunnel entrance into Yosemite... waterfalls, naked cliffsides and verdant valley stretched out in all its glory before you.
Now, imagine that same Valley with the British Redcoats plodding through with their boot-stepping phalanxes, desecrating that beauty... Getting the picture? And for those of you modern-day Loyalists, you multi-nationalists who would defend this piracy, I say "The Tree of Celebrity must be watered with the Lime Juice of the occasional over-reacher." ...Still getting the picture?!
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